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CYBERMOUSE JOKE SQUAD JOKEBOOK.... FUN WITH SANTA
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Thanks Andy

Santa was having a bad day! The reindeer were sick. The elves were getting
behind with the orders. Santa's temper was fraying badly.

Then the Christmas trees arrived. One small fairy brought one into Santa's
office and naively asked where she should put it.

And that's why the fairy always sits on the top of the Christmas tree.

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Why Women Would Love Being Santa Claus.

1.  You'd never be expected to make the coffee.

2.  There'd be no more early morning decisions about what to wear to the
office.

3.  You could grow a gut the size of Fat Albert's and consider it a job
requirement.

4.  One big black belt - accessorized for life!

5.  There'd be no reason to have your colors done.

6.  Everyone would be extremely nice to you, even if you weren't.

7.  Should people suggest your belly jiggled...  that is when you
giggled...  like a bowlful of jelly, you could hit them with your purse.

8.  You'd always work in sensible footwear.

9.  There'd be no need to play office politics; a hearty 'Ho!  Ho!
Ho!', would remind everyone who's boss.

10.  You wouldn't need an expensive briefcase.

11.  No one would dare ask for a ride to work.

12.  Never again have to wear pantyhose or worry about your slip
showing.

13.  No more trips to the vending machine...  you'd just snack on milk
and cookies all day.

14.  You'd never be asked to take an early retirement package.

15.  Juggling work and family would be a breeze because your children
would adore you; even your teen-agers would want to sit in your lap.

16.  You'd be guaranteed the best chair in the office.

17.  Age discrimination wouldn't be an issue.

18.  You'd never grab the wrong coat on your way out the door.

19.  No one would ask to see your job description.

20.  Your co-workers would be on notice that they'd better not pout.
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