Top Ten Things that Would be Different if the Disciples Were Gay

1). Fewer "Sermons" on the Mount, more "Musicales."
2). Jesus wouldn't wear a white robe after Labour Day
3). Priests would not get married ...hey, wait a minute ...
4). Gospels would be Matthew, Mark, Luke and Bruce
5). Virgin Mary's hair would be flawless.
6). Would not have chased money changers out of the temple - they would 
have redecorated.
7). Turned water into beer.
8). Triumphant Entry into Jerusalem just *screams* for a drag number.
9). Replace "Blessed are they" in the Beatitudes with "Fabulous
are they.."
10). Instead of the Last Supper, it would have been the Last Brunch with 
a cabaret.