RUN: 4 issues1993-94
KEY CREATORS: Mike Carlin
(writer) Dan Jurgens (artist)
OUTLINE: The Metal men are
revealed to be amnesiac humans
STANDOUT ISSUE: None
DUD ISSUE: The first issue
is no worse in terms of story than the rest,
but is still my pick because it's saddled
with a foil cover that
needlessly jacks up the price
OVERALL: At time time I
originally
wrote this review, I had just finished reviewing Challengers of the
Unknown,
which was a revamp done right. This is an example of a revamped done
wrong.
The big appeal of the Metal Men
was that they were these highly colourful robots (both literally and in
terms of personality) who were in many ways more human that most actual
humans. It was interesting watching the relationship between platinum and
Doc Magnus and mentally urging Doc to finally realize that by rejecting
Platinum because she was a robot, he was turning down a great lady.
So there was a certain amount of examination of prejudice without any of
the angst of the X-books.
So Carlin comes along and
establishes
they were really humans, thus completed destroying the metaphors in the
concept and taking away what made them so special. It was like
establishing
that Bugs Bunny, Daffy
Duck et al are really humans: their
colourful personalities are somehow less endearing if they turn out to
be literally humans anyway.
I could probably live with the
notion
of Gold dying, but the revelation of the Metal Men's true nature is a
serious
misstep.
RECOMMENDED OR NOT? Despite
some cute bits with the Missile-Men et al, no
CONTINUITY NOTES: The
post-mini-series
Metal Men later turned up in Legion of Super-Heroes. While I'm glad that
this isn't being ignored entirely since I consider that a bit sloppy, I
do hope it gets undone some day in a logical manner.