New virus report: "Devon Thomas Hutchinson" and "Hannah Lynn Hutchinson" Although new virus reports usually only cover a single instance or variant, it is felt that these two new entities are sufficiently closely related to present a special case, and warrant this special announcement format with both variants being included in the document. Entry...............: "Devon Thomas Hutchinson" "Hannah Lynn Hutchinson" Alias...............: Twin A, Bubble Boy, Monkey, Magic Twin B, Banana Girl, Button, Shining Strain..............: Furneaux/Meeter/Slade/Hutchinson (see also the reports of the Furneaux/Meeter/Slade/Hoff strain, http://victoria.tc.ca/techrev/ryanerik.ann and http://victoria.tc.ca/techrev/trevoral.ann.) Detected when.......: 20010904 1415H 20010904 1416H where......: BC Womens Hospital, Vancouver, BC Classification......: Possibly a companion virus, possibly also a dual infector Length of virus.....: 51 cm (3315 g) 52.5 cm (2520 g, go figure) ------------------------Preconditions--------------------------------- Operating System(s).: All current and future, hopefully :-) Version\Release.....: As above Computer models.....: As above -------------------------Attributes----------------------------------- Easy identification.: The two variants are generally found together, and are almost identical except in size. Timing of operations is very rigorous. Infection Trigger...: Christmas. Definitely Christmas. Media affected......: Book publishing schedules were not impacted, but became unimportant Interrupts hooked...: Everything all week Damage..............: Photo expenses may become excessive Damage trigger......: Reverse placement (in both variants) Particularities.....: It has been rumoured for some time that the variants existed, and there were also strong indications that two were under development. Expert researchers had, at times, theorized the possibility of extensive damage with one variant or the other, but, in the event, neither has yet presented a serious problem. Similarities........: Very similar, except for size ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Countermeasures.....: None yet attempted. Likely never will :-) -----------------------Acknowledgements------------------------------- Location............: V.I.R.U.S., Vancouver, BC, Canada Classification by...: all grandparentsÜjÜŒ Documentation by....: Grandpa Date................: 20011011