Book of Halfy
Chapter 0001. (What Happened?)
0001: The Grate Prophet did come down and meet his followers, and with him, he brought the great symbol of the MOOists.
0002: The followers of MOO did name this symbol in honour of the Grate Prophet, and it shall be called the Halfy.
Chapter 0002. (Truth: Yeah, right...)
0001: Everything is true, nothing is permissible.
0012: This explains why this book is so short.
0082: It shall be known that the word "Aaaoooozorazzazzaieoazaeiiiozakhoeoooythoeazaeaoozakhozakheythxaalethykh" is a magical word, as it seems to cause people to disappear for no apparent reasons.
0083: Well, it shall be known to all who will know it.
0084: This magical word will also get you things you would never dream of it bringing, but only if used properly.
FNORD!
Chapter 0005. (Book of Chaos)
0001: Everything is true.
0002: Even false things are true.
0555: Aaaaaaabbceeeeeeeggghkllmmmooooorsst.
0556: Try to figure that code out!
BoCOWok of Confuse-Ius
Chapter of Interruptions.
1: Confuse-Ius can/will interrupt anyone.
2: Confuse-Ius can/will interrupt Confuse-Ius.
3: Confuse-Ius can/will interrupt anything.
4: Confuse-Ius can/will break in in the middle of a word.
Grate Prophet's Interruption of the Interruption.
Confuse-Ius can interrupt anytime it wants. But only The Grate Prophet can interrupt it's interruptions.
Confuse-Ius Interruption
Can I interrupt interuptions?
Don't interrupt me, and I won't interrupt you, unless I feel like it. Thpthpthpthp.
Confuse-Ius Say: Can I interrupt interruptions of interruptions?
Don't interrupt me when I'm interrupting you COW interrupting me.
5: Confuse-Ius can/will throw in a COW wherever he feels like.
6: But Confuse-Ius DARES not split infintives.
7: Always lBLATTTen to Confuse-Ius. BeCOWcause if you don't, you won't learn.
8: The High Preest is irresponsible for spreading the word of Confuse-Ius throughout the book of MOO.
9: This will not make much sense.
Cole's Law: Thinly sliced cabbage.
Chapter 0006. (This is a chapter??!!??)
0001: This is a short chapter.
Confuse-Ius Once Say: Juº=ÊʧÁÕo]×˱X/9¨"'µs-æqx³ƒÃ
Chapter 6025. (The Last Book)
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