Da Book of We Aaron-Oying
(By I Yemen-Oying, his cousin)
Chapter/Section/Part/whatever 1
Right?
(They're wrong. All wrong. Dead wrong. All dead wrong.)
(We're right. Don't listen to THEM.)
1: In case you missed it: We're right, they're not. Understand?
2: Good.
Chapter/part/section/whatever 2
Idiots....
Wunn: A‹e hayt shyte noogies
tu: A‹e think yur oll shyte noogies if yur reeeding disse shyte booke.
F“r: Duh.
faiV: yu shyte cowz. yu shudde bee chot bia fyrinsquod.
Sox: eevn a‹m betttr than yur.
sven: a‹e laik beeff tho.
{this is a good place for Confuse-Ius to interrupt}
Confuse-COW-Ius: 'Tis NOT!
aet: dfuh. duh. duh. aim confyoozed.
na‹n: hooiz dis shytte confyoozyus/
10: THIS IS WHAT WE MEAN BY A PAIN.
lven: aw, phoqyoo, yu shytee noogie.
duh: what cumzaftr lven?
Chapter/Section/Part/Whatever 4
The Truth.
0: There is NO GOD BUT QUACK!
«: Everyone worship QUACK!
1: Pass the butter if they ask for it.
1«: We mean it, too. Do you?
2: Just say QUACK!
2¬: Because it's a nice thing to say. Quack.
2«: People are people too.
4: Evil people.
4: You know who you are. Stop it. Don't be a PAIN. (cf chapter 2)
4«: There are no reasons. Only raisins.
4«: And grapes. But raisins are only dried grapes.
4ý: Reasons are dried gropes. But there are no reasons.
4ý: Because you can't dry gropes.
Chapter/part/section/whatever 5
Feedback.
1: We said so.
2: So?
4: We're listening. Say something!
5: We mean it. Say something! Anything!
6: Fine. Don't. Be non-cooperative. It's on your own head!
7: NO, REALLY. It's on your head. So Don't look up.
8: Quack.
9: Please think about this.
Chapter/part/suction/cup 6
Warrantee!
00001: This is the Book of MOO.
00002: Don't expect too much.
skip a few:
00099: However, it is guaranteed to weigh at least 6 pounds.
00100: If yer dumb enough to print it.
00101: The book of MOO is backed by a satisfaction guarantee.
00178: If you are dissatisfied with it, send it back. We'll refund you.
Confuse-Ius Say: No, we won't. HA!
Chapter/part/section/whatever 7
Hence
infinity: Amen.
Konfuse-Yus Seyz: What's a shyte noogie?