THE AUTHORS


Here is a LBLATTT of the Authors of this Book, some of their titles, and what they're suspected of. All of them are fools, some of them are losers, but most of them bear it well.

00000.5) Half-Mad
God, Pope, King, Czar, Supreme And Ultimate Ruler Of The Entire Pentaversal Omnipresent Realms Of fnordCreation, Relish-Dispenser, Grate Prophet of MOO, Citizen of Nutopia, Keeper of the Sacred Chao (KSC), FNORD, Priest of the Paratheo-Anametamystykhood of Eris Esoteric (POEE), Grand Poobah of the Temple Of The Primordial Penguin, SurrealBLATTT, HarlequinBLATTT, AbsurdBLATTT, Zonked ArtBLATTT Melee, World Record Breaker, Legionnaire of Dynamic Discord (LDD), Erisian Liberation Fronter (ELF), Muncher Sublime Of Salads And Other Similar And Less Healthy Foods, Title Collector, (TITLE TOP SECRET -- CANADIAN GOVERNMENT). Major Hypocrite.
Above suspicion.

00001) Floyd Gecko The Contused
Wholly Air Traffic Controller Of Potatoma Of The Holy Church Of The Grate MOO, High Preest Of The Holy Church Of The Great MOO, Upper Dingbat Of The Temple Of The Primordial Penguin, Episkopos Of The Discordian Society, Legionnaire Of Dynamic Discord, The Sloth's Cousin's Brother In Law, Erisian Liberator, He Who Would Have Almost Come Nearly Face To Face With The Great Pudding Itself If He Had Ever Gotten Around To Inquiring Before He Followed His Weird Passions Here To The Knowledgeable Great WOMBAT Who Has Stared Through The Prophetic Milk That Almost Splashed His Dear Endangered Box Tops (HWWHACNFTFWTGPIIHHEGATIBHFHWPHTTKGWWHSTTPMTASHDEBT), POEE Chaplin, ULC MinBLATTTer, Misplacer Of The Sacred Chao, Spam, Confusius of Confusius, Pope, Confuse-Ius of Confuse-Ius, Genuine Honest-To-"BOB" SubGenius, Title Collector, Dispenser Of Condiments To Underpriviledged Mongeese, (TITLE CENSORED BY U.S. MILITARY INTELLIGENCE). Major Hypocrite.
Suspected of alien sympathies.

Floyd 1,19: Sentence fragment.

00002) Hellhound >101< Cardinal Richelieu of The Holy Church Of The Great MOO, Keeper Of The Sacred Chao, Second Sibling to the Sloth, Pope, MUD, Minister of the Miraculous KULTCHA, Revolutionary Surrealist Vandal Party (R.S.V.P.), POEE Chaplain for the Legion of Dynamic Discord, AnarchoSurreal Vandal, Mayor Of Ottawa, He Who Has Almost Come Face To Face With The Great Pudding Itself But Slept Through The Whole Thing (HWHACFTFWTGPIBSTTWT), Radio Personality, (TITLE CENSORED BY U.S. GOVERNMENT IN THE NAME OF FREEDOM AND DEMOCRACY WORLDWIDE). Major Hypocrite.
Suspected of W.O.M.B.A.T. Contamination, due to unexplained and needlessly long absence, known collaboration with Wombats, and Pudding CultBLATTTs.

00004) Lloyd Taco
Preest of MOOism, The Alter-Ego of Floyd Gecko, Alien Pod-Thing That Looks Like Jello With Socks Embedded In It. Major Hypocrite.
Convicted of Alien sympathies.

00005) Necromancer TeraFNORD
Prophet of MOO, High Priest of Flaut, Not the Prophet of NO, Necromancer of the third level (NAMS), Member of the NAMS (North American Mage Society), Prophet of the POEE Cabal of Lower Nepean, Master of the house of FNORDs, Leader of the Incorporated Antidisestablishmentarian Focusing Committee for the Mentally Unstable, Upper servant of Lord Namron, Apostle Of MOOism, Originator of COGS (Computer Organised Government System), Collector of Collector of titles, Five popes of Discord, Deacon of the lower faith, Prophet of Zarathustra M. Nixon, Kinship of Raoul Applebaum, Kilt Kollector of East Nepean, Perot campaign chairprophet, Citizen of Canada, Inhibiter of Nepean. Major Hypocrite.
Suspected of Alien Collaboration, due to unnecessarily accurate predictions of the future.

Q:^78) I Yemen-Oying (aka Fuh-Q, Fuh-Q II, Confuse-Ius) I Yemen-Oying of the Holy Church Of The Great MOO, Holy Heretic Of The Holy Church Of The Great MOO, Mocker Of The Temple Of The Primordial Penguin, Pday of the Mongoose Of The Order Of The Shining Star With A Side Order Of Fried Eggs, Legend In His Own Mind, Confuse-ius of Confuse-ius. Major Hypocrite.
Beneath suspicion.

00000) Gettah Leif
Unheretic of the Church of MOO. Major Hypocrite.
WAAAAAAAAAY beneath suspicion.

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