You Must Be Mad Or Else You Wouldn't Be Here


The noblest pursuit of human beings is the study of other human beings. Not in the abstract: that carries no more weight than the study of any other complex dynamic system. No, the noble pursuit of humanity is to study in detail the activities of the rest of humanity AT THAT TIME, and in so studying, contributing to the strange, multi-levelled, hypercomplex polydynamic system that is the human race. Yes, the greatest glory of Goddess will be realized when the sole pursuit of intelligent systems is to know intimately and intricately the detailed workings RIGHT NOW of every other system in the universe, for then the universe becomes self- aware, progressing to the Omega Point.

But we, as tiny elements of the system can only hope to mimic the ultimate in renormalized Indra's-Web complexity of a sentient universe, and hope that our efforts will make a dent in the total refelxivity to be acheived. We must, to accomplish the greatest glory of Goddess, spy on each other to learn the secret ways.

Espionage is the highest form of worship there is. When we create Conspiracies against each other, whose purpose, as the situation evolves, becomes more and more to learn as much as possible about each other, we unknowingly bow down in ultimate respect to the convolutions of reality, the warp-and-woof drive behind the strange loops and heirarchies of truth and falsehood.

The spy is the lowliest in the priesthood of the TRUE MOO, which has spread all this silly disinformation about Eris in order to cover up its crazy espionage activities. In fact, this very disclosure of the truth is nothing more than a diversion from a more subtle half-truth, which turns out to be more important later on, but won't be discussed for now.

The double-agent is the next in the heirarchy of MOOism, for the double-agent has transcended loyalty, and reached into selfishness, for indeed egotism is the driving force of the desire to know things. The NEED TO KNOW is what drives the expanding information clusters out into the universe, carrying Mind with them towards the Ultimate Mind as discussed by the MOOist Saint Fourth Class Tielhard de Chardin.

Those who have generalized the concept of betrayal as sacrament become triple-, quadruple- and n-tuple-agents. These priests of Goddess can even be MORE THAN ONE AGENT for a given agency, while infiltrating under several identities, working for several other Conspiracies. It is a beautiful fact of Conspiracy that mistrust permeates the organization to the point that only those at the top will be aware that the same person is collecting five or twelve paychecks, and to reveal that knowledge would betray their own purpose: NEVER REAVEAL HOW MUCH YOU KNOW!

Those who coordinate the metaCons, the organizations which spawn these n-tuple-agents, the retro-infiltrators, act as Kybernetic control systems... By gathering an agency's disinformation from several outputs at the same time they coordinate it, compare it, study it, and glean from it something of the truth. By organizing these comparisons across many Conspiracies, they learn the Facts. These are the next highest in the heirarchy of the Goddess's true priesthood.

Those who spy on the metaCons are the next, followed by their leaders, the double agents, and so forth, in an infinitely recursive loop, learning more and more about less and less, extracting levels of abstraction from reality, until the highest levels are reached, which somehow along the line have transcended the physical. These are vast patterns which exist in what we call the "supernatural", the transcendent mind-control network which melds seamlessly into our own web of deception and counterspies. At these levels, Earth merges into the Galactic Confusion, and eventually the Galaxy merges into a higher-level Confusion in the Universe, which merges into God. Espionage is God participating in Herself.