Hypocrisy is your right, granted you by the Grate MOO! She bestowed upon each of us certain freedoms and liberties, the rights to do whatever we choose, in some areas, and among these rights is the right to be inconsistent! You don't have to conform yourself to your own beliefs, squeeze yourself into your own words... What if you were wrong? What if an idea only works some of the time?

HYPOCRISY IS HATEFUL! INCONSISTENCY IS DEADFUL!

That's why we're such blatant hypocrites.

It's your right to be a hypocrite, to preach one thing and practice another. In fact, if you don't do this, by implication, you're saying to everyone that you don't believe in any possibilities other than those you preach to them. You're offering a deliberate insult to the rest of the world. But you can't just sit back and refuse to offer an opinion, relaxing into the flow of things and not saying anything you might possibly contradict through your behaviour. That would be a cop-out.

After all, everything you say represents your own idea of what the universe is. And if you possess such thoughts, and refuse to talk about them, you're keeping things from other people that they might need to know.

The Grate MOO in her infinite wisdom has made all of us hypocrites, by the very fact of being finite. Every finite system MUST be either incomplete or inconsistent! By owning a picture of the universe, you automatically imply that you believe it to be true, because WHY THE FUCK ELSE WOULD YOU HAVE IT? But if you're incomplete, you're self-delusional. The only way to avoid the trap of self-delusion and arrogance is to be a blatant, outspoken HYPOCRITE! It's your RIGHT, your DUTY, and your SACRED TASK as a MEMBER OF THE CHURCH OF MOO!

And you already ARE a member, whether you want to or not!

We don't NEED the authority to give you a sacred task or a duty, because EVERYONE ALREADY HAS IT! Everyone has the right to give a sacred duty to anyone else, because the word is meaningless! If some group called a Church or a Government can give duties and responsibilities to people who never even played a part in setting them up, who never voluntarily chose to be part of them, then we can do the same! If you think anyone should obey the law of a country without being one of its founders, you MUST obey us TOO, becuase YOU HAD NOTHING TO DO WITH US! To do otherwise would be hypocritical!

But you too can create your own rules, and BLATANTLY DISREGARD them, while at the same time expecting others to follow them. Why? BECAUSE YOU HAVE THE RIGHT!

To be free of mind control: that is the goal of hypocrisy.

Confuse-Ius Say: "Do that again and I'll smack ya."