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1) Man is created in the image of God.
a) The face presented to Man symbolizes the face presented to God.
B) In Eden, Man clothed himself before God to hide his sin.
i) Clothes are the face presented to God.
Q) The face presented to God should be clean: free of sin.
Thus: Laundry is the most important spiritual act of Man.
QED

It is for this reason that the Laundromat is a suitable place to claim in the name of Spain, or whatever country you represent, and use as a site of worship.

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Thee Five-Fold Law Ov MOOism
All laundry should be folded five times - karmic bundles of chaoplasmic energy vortices can be best contained in this fashion. If you do not do this, your karma will be ferile and return to you five-fold. Best to escape the karmic wheel ov rebirth through sterile karma 61=0.