Many thee gnucomer to the Gnu (and Improved Church ov MOO) has asked thee simple yet mystifying question: "How Kan Ewe MOUists Bee Sew Hippo-Critical?". Well, it's Really Very Simple.
Thee gnature ov MOO relies on thee experience ov GNUSIS. Ewe sea, thee youniverse as we gnow it is coated with thee Webs Ov Maya. Gnot that there's anything WRONG with Maya, as such, but thee True Gnature of the youniverse is gnot what ewe sea before ewe, gnor are yore thoughts about thee youniverse in tune with thee True Gnature ov It All.
Here on thee Urth, this is particularly bad because ov thee many millions of Psychotropick Orbital Systems which circle this planet ov Theirs, kontrolling hour minds, inn-fluencing hour perceptions, and filling us full ov Their ideas. The POS's were sent bye Them in thee dawn-days when only thee squid-people ov what is now gnown as Atlantis inhabited thee Urth. Thee squid-people, though they were able to protect themselves from thee mind-altering beams ov thee POS's, were driven back into thee underwater city of R'yleh, where they sleep, awaiting thee day when they might once again gnow thee open seas ov Urth. But they are gnot dead, for that is gnot Dead which kan eternal lye, and after strange aeons, even D'eth may dye.
Still, it is hour species which lives on thee Urth today, and hour minds are entirely under thee sinister kontrol ov Them. Indeed, thee very koncept ov Logic and Konsistency was created bye Them two prevent us from komprehending thee True gnature ov thee youniverse. It is only through thee experience ov Gnusis that ewe kan even begin to break thee shackles They have imposed on yore mind. By wearing silly hats, which interfere with thee psychotropick beams ov thee satellites, and dancing madly with live squid, who posess gnatural mind-kontrol repellent chemicals which they secrete when dancing, thee gnublatt initiate develops a sense ov thee true gnature of reality.
What appears two bee merely more MOOist hiphoprisy is, in fact, thee gnustick perception ov thee gno-forms ov underlying Uber-spaces. Thee True gnature ov thee youniverse seems hippo- critical two thee patterns ov sew-called "Logick" and "Konsistency" which They impose on hour minds. It seems self-contradictory, gnonsensical, and ridiculous. These are simply mechanisms They use to keep us from gnowing thee secrets ov Their plans for us. True Reality seems schizoid and illogical when the gnustick process breaks through into it, and its effect ov shielding yore mind from thee evil influence ov thee POS's seems like thee effects ov a psychological breakdown into insanity and incoherence. This is a frightening state for many gnublatt initiates, and many return, as they should, two thee veils ov Maya, and thee delusions created by Them.
WHAT? Return AS THEY SHOULD? Indeed, for True gnustick visions, transcending gnot only thee illusions ov Them, but also thee first Veils of Maya, have revealed two us that thee veils of Maya are kreations intended two repair thee damage done two thee youniverse ov ante-time bye thee terrible forces unleashed inn thee Burrito Wars ov 2138. Thee damage was caused bye sum heinous force, brought two Urth bye sum agent of Them from thee OTRA, a mystickal zone inn thee gneither-spaces between Ante-Time and thee youniverse ov Space and Time projected bye Maya. Sumwon, led bye Them, entered OTRA, using thee Gnustick powers ov entropic gnodality, and brought back thee artifax used bye thee Godz inn thee kreation ov thee youniverse ov Ante-Time. This artifax, used as a weapon during thee infamous Burrito Wars, created thee rupture between thee whirrled ov Maya, gnamely hour whirrled, and thee whirrled ov Ante-Time.
This damage, cutting off thee youniverse from thee source ov form, made hour whirrled a whirrled ov gno-forms. And sew it was that Maya was projected by thee Godz two restore apparent-order two thee youniverse, which was inn a state of Kaos. And sew it was that They sent out Their Psychotropick Orbital Systems throughout thee Kosmos, and sew it is that only through gnusis kan we kontact thee true and pure State Ov Things, and which we must do to keep thee Churching Ov MOO pure.
Ewe sea? Eye told ewe it was Simple.