"If you took a million monkeys, and let them loose on a million typewriters, and you bred them for the tendency to write things similar to the works of Shakespeare, shooting the bottom 90% of every generation, by the end of a hundred thousand years, you'd have a shitload of dead monkeys, and fuck-all to show for it."

-Confuse-Ius, Book Of Pontification, Chapter 11, Verse 23