SOME

Religious Conversions can leave behind a

STICKY FILM

of skepticism, self-doubt, and introspection.
But

and

(from Gecko Enterprises)
washes brains cleaner than any other leading religion.

stubborn stubbornness, and

the beliefs that can lead to uncomfortable questions, bad breath, and

And best of all, you don't have to get down on your hands and knees...
Your very own worshippers will do it for you!

Comes in

[Cut to people worshipping a pine tree]
and

[Cut to people sacrificing burnt offerings to a lemon]