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Purpose of Application: 0 - none a - Membership as a MOOist Acolyte b - Membership in the Outer Circle Of MOO c - Membership in the Inner Circle of MOO d - Membership as a Rook of MOO e - Membership as a Knight of MOO (specify order) f - Membership as a Bishop of MOO (order french fries) g - Membership in the Preesthood of MOO h - Promotion to the Elite High Council of MOO i - Membership in the Generic Chuch of Jonah Cheung j - Employment application for McDonalds k - None of the above l - All of the above m - Some of the above n - Most of the above o - All of the above but two p - (l) and (q) q - To see if we'll answer the darn thing
Please take this time to describe your favourite organ, be sure to include it's weight, specific heat capacity and a detailed description of why you feel it will improve your chances at having this application accepted:
Do You know, or have you known, any major MOOists? 0 - None a - High Preest Floyd Gecko b - Grate Profit Half-Mad c - Cardinal Richelieu Hellhound 101 d - Inner Circle Member PacketMan e - Inner Circle Member DopeMan f - Saint Second Class Leper Messiah g - The Bishopess Muppet of MOO h - The False Cardinal Richelieu El Cid i - The Man Who Made The First MOO Mistake, Yari j - High Preestess Indoctrinate Me k - Mr Toad (HWHCFTFWTGPI) l - Heretic and QuackBLATTT Abacab m - One or more of (a)(b)(c) and other MOOists n - All of the Above (Sure... whatever you say) o - The Great Pudding Itself
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Age : cubic meters Eyes: Yes Other Favourite Meatball Flavour: Pistachio
Given that we live in a universe in which human interactions are largely governed by meme transfer between human minds, and media publications are designed entirely to program the neurobio-computer towards a single overwhelming goal... Would you like some toast?
Purple Crayons serve what purpose to giant squid?
Purple) In the game of Mao, when your partner filches the kitty, do you:
Have you had just about enough of this crap?
Have you filled out this application before, or applied using any one or more of the currently our of date forms or systems? Yes No
Describe the Church of MOO in one word or less: Mr Toad is (pick any two): Saviour Of The Universe Reincarnation of Siegfried from Wagner's Ring Cycle Potato chip Cyborg from planet L spying on humanity for the L-ists Cartoon Character You can't PICK Two things from this damn list! Small, furry, with flanges Bald Real Identity of UMMO, Mysterious Invader from Beyond The Trilg This is STUPID Shoot This Area! BANG! Hit! Miss! Misfire! Out of ammo... Jam Merely a flesh wound You Sank My Battleship! It moved, I swear! Damn, now I can't finish this with this hole in my monitor! (it is highly unlikely you will win anything)