Left to right: Half-Mad, The Hellhound >101<, Floyd Gecko. It should be noted that the Hellhound >101< is NOT a dwarf. In fact, he is about 6' tall. However, in this photo, his legs have been temporarily removed to the Mauve Room to commune with Cthulhu, causing him to appear stunted. Two seconds after this photo was taken, the legs returned, and Half-Mad's head exploded due to psychic vibrations from the astral plane caused by their re-entry into real space.

The Hellhound >101< and Floyd Gecko. The bemused expressions on our heroes' faces are attributable to Kevin Vortex, who has just eaten an extremely hot pepper, and is hopping around, flailing his arms, and screaming "Ia! Ia! Nyarthlthotepfhtagniogsothothkerphleghnyuk!". Their expressions turn to terror moments later when Half-Mad eats Vortex alive.

Yes, we do have families! The Hellhound spends some quality time with his and Denise's daughter Chrys. Ain't it sweet? This is taken at the Olive Garden restaurant. On this same outing, Denise's other daughter, Genevieve, drew her first crayon picture of Shub Nigguwrath, the Black Goat of the Woods with a Thousand Young, but stubbornly refused to invoke her, or any other Elder God, even when promised an extra helping of Ice Cream. Perhaps the young ARE wise...

Denise (Dextra) and Gene in Dextra's peircing studio. They're smiling at a horrendously funny joke which is about to cause spontaneous decapitation in an Innocent Bystander.

Hound and Gene. Hound is hiding behind Gene to avoid the gaze of the Great God Cthulhu, whom he has inadvertently summoned. Gene appears not to mind, since Cthulhu frequently helps her with her crayons.

Kevin Vortex, about to resurrect from the dead. After being eaten by Halfy in a previous photo, Kevin has been reconstituted and is about to breathe his first breath in his new incarnation. The MOOChrist is clearly cranky and resentful about his reawakening, but this soon passes, sometimes after a minor apocalypse.

Packetman and Kevin Vortex. Packetman's grin has disrupted the chemical processes in the room, causing the film emusion in the camera to become speckled. Kevin Vortex has just been brought back from the dead using Packetman's patented psychochemical detoxification process.

Left to right: Packetman, Jo (Vixen), and Kevin Vortex. Newly awakened from the dead, Vortex is pleased to see Jo. Packetman feels resentful and grouchy. In a moment, Packetman will burst into flame and hurl himself skyward, screaming his bitterness and anger to the heavens in an apocalypse of fury. Singed the sofa, too.

A shot of Vixen and Vortex in which Jo's face is visible. Kevin is indulging in his cancer-causing cigarette habit, impervious to the fact that "Cigarettes Can Kill You" on the grounds that... Well, so can being eaten alive by the Grate Prophet of MOO, but that never stopped him.