PREFACE III

as written by
the Elite High Councilors of MOO

The 14 Commandments

These are the Commandments of MOO as drawn from the many Books of MOO and here set down in a concise format. Prosecutors will be violated, and vice versa.

00001. MOO!
00002. Thou shalt have fun
00003. Thou shall light fires
00004. Thou mayest partake of human flesh
00005. Thou shalt not post overly meaningful messages
00006. Thou shall respect, in thy own way, the teachings of those more hip than thou
00007. Thou shalt not take writen documents at face value
00008. Thou may worship other gods and still value the Cow
00009. Thou shall burn
00010. Thou shalt not read aloud the full name of the Grate Prophet
00011. Thou shalt not abuse, snack upon, taunt or draw upon the members of the Elite Upper Counsel of MOO!
00012. Thou shalt not eat the money of the High Preest of MOO
00013. Thou shalt ignore Commandment 15, for it doesn't exBLATTT.
00014. Thou shalt 'njdq lfK8`VU`^C#(-^hT;oK-I#lL\Pl^WK-@