Editor's Prescription For The GNU TastyMint Ov MOO

What you see as your world is not our world. In the beyond- time, there is a battle between what you might call "Pneumonia" and what you might call "Loose Change". The side we label by green and the tendency to shoplift is losing, and the side we label by the smell of daffodils and an ineffable sense of awe is winning.
The green side, in a desperate attempt to regain footing, has simulated a universe, a thought in the mind of a humanly incomprehensible being you might call a God, or a Bowl of Mashed Potatoes. It is infinite.
Thee Wholly Church Ov Thee Grate MOO is an experiment, injected into the thought-reality of the Green God. In order to determine the psychological makeup which beings should have when we create the real universe, we perform selected experiments on simulations. This particular simulation is a universe centered around this one book. On thousands of trillions of worlds, various forms of this one theme will be, are, and have been, repeated endlessly. Your existence is only simulated to the extent that you read this book: that is the purpose of your present existence.
If this book is successful, the themes of which it is a manifestation will be incorporated into the real world when it is created.
Do not be ashamed of living in a partial and incomplete reality: this is part of the metabolic process of living on the scale of the Green God and beings of its class. Even to become a being of this class is not totally beyond possibility for your species, or even your individual self.
Your instructions, then, are to react to this book in whatever way is natural for you. If you find it stupid and bothersome, be bothered by its stupidity. If it enlightens you, become enlightened. Be what thou art is the whole of the Truth.