The end-times are approaching, and certain information must be brought to the attention of the public. Dark secrets which have been kept out of the public sight for fifty thousand years can now be revealed, and exposed to the light of day.
Since the days of Gobi, in a suppressed history, when the Church of MOO was but a fledgeling group, a small yet vocal minority in the great religious center of Carcosa, there were two of the first Apostles of MOO, named V the Obscure and The Illustrious Zoombart the Fifth. Though the great Yari was able to control them somewhat, they were by far the wildest and most unmanageable of the original 17 Apostles of MOO.
V claimed that history was a delusion, created by evil forces from beyond the skies, and that only by sacrificing mashed potatoes and celery to the Great Waffle Iron could humanity be saved from this delusory timeline. Zoombart taught that evil imps who lived in fire hydrants could control the minds of passers-by, that anyone who doubted his words was obviously under deeper control than ever, and that only if they gave him all their money would he be able to discover a countermeasure.
These two MOOist Apostles disagreed violently with each other, and fought using all the occult scientific knowledge they gathered in those powerful days. Their feuds escalated to greater and greater heights, until they destroyed the city of Carcosa. The war between these two hidden powers has grown over fifty thousand years. They learned the hidden knowledge of the ancients, to keep themselves alive for all time, and exist today, still struggling against each other.
V the Obscure's researches led it to discover time-control magicks with which it erased the existence of Carcosa and the Gobi civilization from history, in an effort to remove Zoombart from history. Zoombart's studies taught him the art of mind-control, which he used to evade V's notice and master entire nations. It is these two ancient MOOist Apostles who are the real cause of what many MOOists have mistaken for alien intervention. This is the reason that only the Church of MOO is aware of their presence among us, for we still preserve the teachings which created them.It is these two who are behind the sinister Illuminati, an agency they both use in their attempts to destroy each other. It was created by Zoombart, and then used by both as a puppet in their battle for universal mastery. The Illuminati is an organization of human beings run in equal parts by Zoombart's mind-control and V's time/synchronicity control.
The feud of these apostles is the root of the collective myth of the
warring gangs of extreterrestrial operatives on Earth. They use
remote-control humanoid beings, formed out of thought-energy and the
Primal Plasm (left in this world after the destruction of the
Tundra), for their battles. These are molded
by human thoughts and perceptions when they appear to us, and so have
been seen as many different types of small humanoid over the thousands
of years these feuds have been going on. They have been called
dwarves, gnomes, leprechauns, and are now being referred to as ET's.
These small humanoids are devious and cunning, and want only to use
whatever comes to hand to further their masters' respective causes.
This is why faerie gifts are so notoriously fickle and dangerous, and
why ET's, while offering peace and love in the form of the Blues and
the Pleideans, also kidnap and experiment on humans in the form of the
Greys and Reptoids. Emphatically: do not trust any obvious alien or
supernatural humanoids who have these forms.
(Zoombart here: Brian O'Blivious is a known member of the sinister "Councils of MOO", and an enemy of your freedom. He's trying to steal the gift of knowledge from you. The Pleidean Council contacted V the Obscure and myself eighty-four thousand years ago, and we've been working with them to guide the human race into peace and enlightenment ever since. Fighting against us are the Reptoids and their genetically engineered tools, the Greys. They implant mind-control devices in key components of human society, such as presidents, church leaders, and such, and use them to keep the rest of your world in ignorance. How much longer you gonna tolerate this shit?)
These servants of V and Zoombart are recognizable because they appear to be short (two to four feet tall) humanoids, with some differences. They generally have exaggerated proportions, such as unusually thick or thin limbs, large heads, oversized eyes, long spindly fingers, or unusual and non-human skin colours such as blue, green, grey, or mauve.
These battling forces have been known in human history as the Vimana and the Vailixi, representing the Rama Empire and the Atlantean Confederation. This is a myth which grew out of Zoombart's attempts to control these two early human societies. The Rama Empire was a high-tech authoritarian civilization which grew up on the Indian subcontinent, and the Atlantean Confederation was a peaceful anarchist collective of beings on the Atlantean Subcontinent. When Zoombart was able to provide them with occult technology and Reptoid mind-control, to use their high-tech culture to destroy V, they were eradicated from history by V's time-control. This was done so coldbloodedly that even the Atlantean subcontinent never existed in our timeline. V has been eliminating high-tech cultures from history for 300,000 years, for fear that the human race will someday discover time control.
How much longer you gonna tolerate this shit? We've told you the truth of the horrendous conspiracy behind what we are now forced to call the history of the world. It's up to you to take action and change things.
Anyway, enough of this nonsense.