Lost and Found Section

Lost And Found

Organized By Confuse-Ius

This unregistered section of the Book of GLUE is intended to help you, the user of this annoying mind drug, find your way about the universe less easily.

Lost: One really pair of really big, really gold, really big lost really gold really really and big, really lost, really mittens. If really found, really really return to really High really Preestess really Indoctrinate-Me.

Missing: One-half sanity, answers to "Leonard", partly bald. Write Half-Mad at 666, Celestial Suite.

Found: One paradise, good condition, monogrammed "J.M.", found in bus shelter underneath a pile of hopes.

Lost: oNe mINd. PuRPLe bAnAnAs go ROUnD aNd roUNd...

Found: v. (1) To lay the base or structure of (as a building, a town); to set, fix, or build on a firm ground.

Lost: Large invisible gorilla. Approximately two meters tall, light grey fur, three eyes, likes to throw intangible temper tantrums when denied access to nonexistent fruit bats.

Found: Lare invisible gorilla. Approximately two meters tall, light grey fur, three eyes, threw intangible temper tantrum for no apparent reason while passing nonexistent fruit bat store.

Missing: Sense of humour, answers to "Brian", three centimeters long, slighly fuzzy.

Lost: One apartment, 2 bedroom, 1 bath, reasonable rates, with a view. Last seen, 7th floor of Scraper Building, wielding large butcher's cleaver.

Found: North Atlantic Salmon Spawning Ground, slightly dented, greenish tinted, second hand.

Lost: One really pair of really big, really gold, really big lost really gold really really and big, really lost, really mittens. If really found, really really return to really High really Preestess really Indoctrinate-Me.