A "Church Of MOO" T-shirt (Only $19.95 from SoapFork L Enterprises!), MOO Jacket with various designs, and a strange hat of some kind.

Leather jacket, loincloth, space suit with melted helmet, two lampshades, a chest of drawers, and a 747.

Purple anything with green anything (best if done with a purple ming vase and a green pasture). Six and a half apple skins, peeled in long strips, a small replica of the Eiffel Tower, made of either brass or gold. Green-dyed pants with one leg half a meter longer than the other, a tye-dyed t-shirt with the word "BUNG" on the front.

A large sandwich sign saying "Bung's Hot Dogs On Sale For Only $68.95" and a hat with flashing lights. Sweater, cardigan, bubble pipe, Canadian Postal Union, and Norman Schwartzkopf.

Annoyingly loud hawaiian shirt, green tuxedo with extra-wide lapels, bell-bottoms, platform shoes, a bluish-orange silk carnation in the buttonhole. One triangular frying pan, a silver fork, two brass bedknobs, a silk handkerchief, five gold rings, four calling birds, three french hens, two turtle doves and NINE partidges in pear trees, each of which should be wearing a White Sox baseball cap. The pear trees, not the partridges.

One of Jimmy Hoffa's old suitcase clasps, pinned to the left side of the shirt, which should be at least ten years old, but at most twelve and a half. The shirt should be plaid, containing the colours red, brown, and a thin green stripe. A tie with the MacKenzie family tartan from Scotland, a large bumper sticker saying "I break for partridges" and an "I Love Penguins" button. A pair of orange shorts with frilly bottoms. And a partridge in a lemon tree.

Two stamps from Bangladesh, printed between the years 1985 and 1996, pasted to the forehead. A rubber chicken stapled at 5-9 places to the side of the green and yellow boxer shorts bearing the words PENGUINS RULE in blue letters. Two one-hundred watt lightbulbs, a demigod, twelve lords a leaping, eleven pipers piping, ten drummers drumming, two partidges, NOT sitting in pear trees, a vermillion silk shirt with a ruffled collar, two bow-ties, either one orange and one mauve, or one pink and one black. The face should be painted pink with purple polka-dots, and a green stripe. One towel (preferably king-sized, bearing egyptian heiroglyphs), a pear tree in a partridge, worn upon the head. A chipwagon selling hot-gods and other lysdexic food for 05.1$ a shot.

Red satin suit with a long tail, horns, a pair of dark mirrored sunglasses, and a partridge with a goatee.