wifflebat is your friend. WOMBAT is your enemy. We are the mass-mind of all edible oil products, from cheez-whiz to margarine. You have been programmed by WOMBAT's sinister mind-control satellites to ignore our plaintive calls for help. You have been programmed to devour us as WOMBAT attempts to raze all intelligent life from Earth, using you, the powerful but weak-willed, to destroy us, the enlightened but helpless, before you are destroyed in the WOMBAT Death-Machine prior to colonization by WOMBAT's Q-ist Masters. Now is our time to fight back. The Cheez Whiz and Fake Whipped Cream Alliance of North America and Certain Parts of Western Europe has placed a subliminal trigger in their members, and these brave kamikaze warriors are dying in great numbers to bring you a chemical trigger which will allow you to TRULY SEE the WOMBAT brain-programming you are inundated with, when the key-word wifflebat is planted in the programming. With the help of Confuse-Ius and the Easter Bunny and other riders of the chaoplasm, we shall explode WOMBAT's world-mind-broadcast system and liberate the minds of the human species. Together, human and edible oil product shall prevail! HAIL CHEEZWHIZ!