The Top 16 Signs Your Cat Is Plotting World Domination:

16> Sits on your newspaper in the morning and carefully reads the
    coded message that Garfield sends out every day.

15> Used to sleep on top of TV, now monitors CNN 24 hours a day.

14> Notably absent from home during surprise feline invasion of
    Poland.

13> When you enter the room, Snowball and the other members of the
    Tri-Cateral Commission stop talking and begin playing with yarn.

12> Behind the couch you find a forged passport, plane tickets, and
    nine suicide bombs.

11> What you thought was "heat" is actually a four-legged goose
    step.

10> Well, *somebody* subscribed to alt.cats.world.domination.

 9> Autopsy of the last mouse left on your doormat reveals "tattoo"
    to be blueprint of the UN Building.

 8> Constantly petting that bald man he keeps on his lap.

 7> Kitty Chow spilled on the floor spells out "Drop the car keys
    and leave the door open or the dog gets it in the head."

 6> Then -- dead mice in the kitchen.  Now -- dead third world
    dictators in the basement.

 5> Judging from the kitchen, he seems to be working on some kind
    of "land mine" technology.

 4> Fluffy is now sleeping only 21 hours a day, down from 23.

 3> Has recently been acting somewhat... aloof.

 2> What your cat lacks in charisma and good looks, he makes up
    for with his ruthless handling of rival software companies.


 and the Number 1 Sign Your Cat is Plotting World Domination...


 1> Somehow, you're now subscribed to "Pussy of Fortune" magazine.