The
Heterosexual Questionnaire
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Gay people get asked some pretty strange questions. Often this is because
their interrogators have a narrow, strictly heterosexual view of what is
'normal'. I turn the tables and ask heterosexual people some strange
questions too ...
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1. What do you think is the cause of your heterosexuality ?

2. When did you first realize you might be heterosexual ?

3.  Have you told your parents ? What do they think ?

4. Are there others like you in your family ?

5. Would you say that you had  an inadequate mother or father figure ?

6. Don't you think your heterosexuality might be a phase you are going
through ?

7. Are you afraid of members of your own sex ?

8. Isn't it possible that what you need is a good gay lover ?

9. What do you actually do in bed ?

10. You put WHAT WHERE ?

11. But how can people of the opposite sex really please each other when
there are such vast emotional and biological between them ?

12. Although society gives considerable support to the institution of
marriage the divorce rate is spiralling. Why are there so few stable
relationships among heterosexuals ?

13. Is it because heterosexuals are so promiscuous ?

14. There seems to be very few happy heterosexuals. Have you condisered
aversion therapy ?

15. Why do you feel compelled to seduce others into your sexual activities?

16. Why do you insist on making such a public spectacle of your
heterosexuality ? 	Can't you just keep quiet about it ?

17. Would you feel comfortable about entrusting your children's education
to heterosexual teachers ?

18. Why do people like you emphasize the heterosexual qualities of famous
people such as film stars ? Is it because you need to validate your own
condition ?

19. Penetrative sex is most common among heterosexual couples. Aren't you 
worried about the risk of AIDS ?

20. If everybody were heterosexual like you what would happen to the worlds
population ? Don't you think it is irresponsible of you to insist on
sleeping with people of the opposite sex ?

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Just thought it might make you laugh ! :-)
Luv
Scorpio
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