"Cats are rather delicate creatures and they are subject to a good
   many ailments, but I never heard of one who suffered from insomnia." -
   Joseph Wood Krutch
   
   "One cat just leads to another." - Ernest Hemingway
   
   "Managing senior programmers is like herding cats." - Dave Platt
   
   "There are two means of refuge from the miseries of life: music and
   cats."- Albert Schweitzer
   
   "There is no snooze button on a cat who wants breakfast." -Unknown
   
   "Time spent with cats is never wasted." - Colette
   
   "Thousands of years ago, cats were worshipped as gods. Cats have never
   forgotten this." - Anonymous
   
   "Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled
   through snow." - Jeff Valdez
   
   "In a cat's eye, all things belong to cats." - English proverb
   
   "As every cat owner knows, nobody owns a cat." - Ellen Perry Berkeley
   
   "Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to
   you later." - Mary Bly
   
   "People that hate cats, will come back as mice in their next life."-
   Faith Resnick
   
   "There are many intelligent species in the universe. They are all
   owned by cats." - Anonymous
   
   "I have studied many philosophers and many cats. The wisdom of cats is
   infinitely superior." - Hippolyte Taine
   
   "The cat has too much spirit to have no heart." - Ernest Menaul
   
   "Dogs believe they are human. Cats believe they are God."
   
   "Some people say that cats are sneaky, evil, and cruel. True, and they
   have many other fine qualities as well." - Missy Dizick
   
   "You will always be lucky if you know how to make friends with
   strange cats." - Colonial American proverb
   
   "Cats seem to go on the principle that it never does any harm to ask
   for what you want." -Joseph Wood Krutch
   
   "Cats aren't clean, they're just covered with cat spit."
   John S. Nichols