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CYBERMOUSE JOKE SQUAD JOKEBOOK .. HAVE YOURSELF A PUNNY LITTLE CHRISTMAS 
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One night in Moscow..

In the 1960's a Russian couple were walking down the street in Moscow one
night, when the man felt a drop hit his nose. "I think it's raining," he
said to his wife.

"No, that felt more like snow to me," she replied.

"No, I'm sure it was just rain" he said. We, as these things go, they were
about to have a major argument about whether it was raining or snowing.
Just then they saw a Communist Party official walking towards them. "Let's
not fight about it," the husband said, "let's ask Comrade Rudolph whether
it's officially raining or snowing."

As the official approached, the man said, "Tell us, Comrade Rudolph, is it
official raining or snowing?"

"It's raining, of course," he replied, and walked on.

But the woman insisted, "I know that felt like snow!"

To which the man quietly replied: "Rudolph the Red knows rain dear."

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At the dentist's

This guy goes into his dentist's office, because of pain in his mouth.

After a brief examination, the dentist exclaims, "Holy Smoke! That plate I
installed in your mouth about six months ago has nearly completely
corroded! What on earth have you been eating?"

"Well... the only thing I can think of is this... my wife made me some
asparagus about four months ago with this stuff on it...Hollandaise sauce
she called it... and doctor, I'm talking' DELICIOUS! I've never tasted
anything like it, and ever since then I've been putting it on
everything...meat, fish, toast, vegetables... you name it!"

"That's probably it," replied the dentist "Hollandaise sauce is made with
lemon juice, which is acidic and highly corrosive. It seems as though I'll
have to install a new plate, but made out of chrome this time."

"Why chrome?" the man asked.

"Well, everyone knows that there's no plate like chrome for the Hollandaise.

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