=============================================================== CYBERMOUSE JOKE SQUAD JOKEBOOK .... TALKING TURKEY ================================================================ Holiday Turkey Recipe Step 1: Go buy a turkey Step 2: Take a drink of Scotch Step 3: Put turkey in the oven Step 4: Take another 2 drinks of Scotch Step 5: Set the degree at 375 ovens Step 6: Take 3 more Scotch's of drink Step 7: Turn oven the on Step 8: Take 4 Scotch's of drinky Step 9: Turk the bastey Step 10: Scotch another bottle of get Step 11: Stick a turkey in the thermometer Step 12: Glass yourself a pour of Scotchey Step 13: Bake the Scotch for 4 hours Step 14: Pour another Scotch of glassey Step 15: Take the oven out of the turkey Step 16: Floor the turkey up off of the pick Step 17: Turk the carvey Step 18: Get yourself another scottle of Botch Step 19: Tet the sable and pour yourself a glass of turkey Step 20: Bless the saying, pass and eat out ............................................... ===================================================================== Please feel free to share Cybermouse Joke Squad jokes. Cybermouse claims no ownership or authorship of the materials presented here. They have been scrounged and shared anony-mousely.. authorship is noted where known. ===================================================================== +++++++++++++++++++++++30++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++