CYBERMOUSE JOKE SQUAD JOKEBOOK.... DOWN ON THE FARM 
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circle flies

thanks JPChris

A farmer got pulled over by a state trooper for speeding. The trooper
started to lecture the farmer about his speed, and in general began to
throw his weight around to try to make the farmer uncomfortable.

As the trooper proceeded to write the ticket he kept swatting at some
flies that were buzzing around his head.

The farmer said, "Having some problems with Circle Flies there, are ya?"

The trooper stopped writing the ticket and said, "Well, yeah, if that's 
what they are.....I never heard of Circle Flies."

The farmer said, "Well, Circle Flies are common on farms. They're called 
Circle Flies because they're almost always found circling around a
horse's butt."

The trooper said, "Oh," and went back to writing the ticket.

Then after a minute he stopped and said, "Hey, wait a minute, are you 
trying to call me a horse's ass?"

"Oh no, officer. I have too much respect for law enforcement and police 
officers to even think about calling you a horse's ass."

The trooper said, "Well, that's a good thing," and went back to writing the 
ticket.

After a long pause, the farmer said, "Hard to fool them flies, though."



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An Amish man answered a knock on his door one morning.  An electric
company worker handed him a piece of paper stating that the electric
company would like to run a power line through his pasture. The Amish 
man said, "No."

"Legally, that paper says we can." replied the worker.

As he turned and left returning to his co-workers in the field, the 
Amish man went to his barn and turned his bull into the pasture.

As the bull rumbled toward the workers in the field, the Amish man
hollered, "Show HIM your paper!"

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