CYBERMOUSE JOKE SQUAD JOKEBOOK.... SEASON'S GREETINGS
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A Politically Correct Holiday Greeting

Best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low
stress, non-addictive, gender-neutral, winter solstice holiday, practiced
within the most joyous traditions of the religious persuasion of your
choice , but with respect for the religious persuasion of others who
choose to practice their own religion as well as those who choose not to
practice a religion at all; plus... A fiscally successful, personally
fulfilling, and medically uncomplicated recognition of the generally
accepted calendar year 2004, but not without due respect for the calendars
of choice of other cultures whose contributions have helped make our
society great, without regard to the race, creed color, religious, or
sexual preferences of the wishes.

Disclaimer: This greeting is subject to clarification or with- drawal. It
implies no promise by the wisher to actually implement any of the wishes
for her/himself or others and no responsibility for any unintended
emotional stress these greetings may bring to those not caught up in the
holiday spirit.
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