CYBERMOUSE JOKE SQUAD JOKEBOOK.... MOTHERS ======================================================== If they had Jewish mothers.. thanks Lichen MONA LISA'S JEWISH MOTHER: "After all that money your father and I spent on braces, that's the biggest smile you can give us?" COLUMBUS ' JEWISH MOTHER: "I don't care what you've discovered, you still could have written!" MICHELANGELO'S JEWISH MOTHER: "Can't you paint on walls like other children? Do you have any idea how hard it is to get that stuff off the ceiling?" THOMAS EDISON'S JEWISH MOTHER: "Of course I'm proud that you invented the electric light bulb. Now turn it off and go to bed!" And, of course, these two, who really did have Jewish mothers: ALBERT EINSTEIN'S JEWISH MOTHER: "But it's your graduation picture. Couldn't you do something about your hair?" MOSES' JEWISH MOTHER: "That's a nice story, Moishe. Now tell me where you've really been for the last forty years. ---------------------------------------------------- ======================================================== Please feel free to share Cybermouse Joke Squad jokes. Cybermouse claims no ownership or authorship of the materials presented here. They have been scrounged and shared anony-mousely.. authorship is noted where known. +++++++++++++++++++++++30++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ =====================2004==============================