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CYBERMOUSE JOKE SQUAD JOKEBOOK & ARCHIVES.... ON THE SLOPES
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On the slopes


One of the most lucrative clients of a ski instructor at an Adirondack
winter haven was a fat lady who took exactly fourty lessons before before
she mustered up sufficient courage to actually attempt the gentlest bunny
hill in the vicinity.

She negotiated the first ten yards on her skis in great form. The final
hundred and twenty yards was done on her very ample posterior.

The instructor pulled her out of the snow bank at the bottom of the run
and told her gravely, "That was splendid, just splendid. All you have to
do now is eliminatel the middle track."

(adapted from a joke in "Laughter Incorporated" by Bennett Cerf.1950)

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