CYBERMOUSE JOKE SQUAD JOKEBOOK.... SPORTS FANS ================================================ the blond goes to a football game A guy took his blonde buddy to his first football game. They had great seats right behind their team's bench. After the game, he asked the friend how he liked the experience. "Oh, I really like it," he replied, "especially the tight pants and all the big muscles, but I just couldn't understand why they were killing each other over 25 cents." Dumbfounded, his friend asked, "What do you mean?" "Well, I saw them flip a coin and one team got it and then for the rest of the game, all they kept screaming was: 'Get the quarterback! Get the quarterback!"....... HEL-LLLO! It's only 25 cents!" ---------------------------------------------------- Darwin Award thanks Budd Even though this person is still living he has removed himself from the gene pool and thus should qualify. B Rugby fan cut off his own testicles 8 February 2005 A Welsh rugby fan cut off his own testicles after his team beat England, police confirmed today. The man was rushed to hospital after the incident at Leigh Social Club in Caerphilly, South Wales. A Gwent Police spokeswoman said: "We received a call from the ambulance service at approximately 9pm on the 5th to inform us of a situation at the Leigh Social Club in which a man had indeed severed his own testicles." She said the man was taken to Heath Hospital but could not confirm his condition. It was reported that the man told his friends: "If Wales win I'll cut my own balls off." After the 11-9 victory in the Six Nations clash, the man is reported to have gone outside and severed his testicles before bringing them back into the club to show fellow drinkers. A local was reported as saying that the man was on medication and should not have been drinking. ---------------------------------------------------- ================================================================== Please feel free to share Cybermouse Joke Squad posts with anyone in need of a chuckle. Cybermouse claims no ownership or authorship of any materials contained in this post. They have been scrounged and shared anony-mousely.. authorship is noted where known. ======================2005====================================== --------------------------30-------------------------