CYBERMOUSE JOKE SQUAD JOKEBOOK.... ANOTHER DARN VIRUS 
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The Unstoppable Virus 

Thanks Budd & KS

I thought you would want to know about this e-mail virus. Even the most
advanced programs from Norton or McAfee cannot take care of this one. It
appears to affect those who were born prior to 1950.

Symptoms:

1. Causes you to send the same e-mail twice. > >
2. Causes you to send a blank e-mail. > > >
3. Causes you to send e-mail to the wrong person. > >
4. Causes you to send it back to the person who sent it to you. > > >
5. Causes you to forget to attach the attachment. > >
6. Causes you to hit "SEND" before you've finished.
7. Causes you to hit "DELETE" instead of "SEND." > >
8. Causes you to hit "SEND" when you should "DELETE."

IT IS CALLED THE "C-NILE VIRUS."


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