What's A Faetor?
Well, a faetor is one of the many fictitious ranks of
the Church of MOO. The rank of faetor is given to anyone who's heard
of MOOism, and actively acknowledges its existence. So, for example, by
reading this page, you're making yourself a Faetor. When you leave, if you
stop mentioning MOO, or acknowledging its existence when people ask you
if you've heard of it, you'll be demoting yourself to Agnoscere, the
next-lowest rank. But you'll still be a MOOist.
So there.